| how i live my life, yes i know some parts are from Baz Lurchmans "Wear Sunscreen" |
[Nov. 29th, 2005|12:50 pm] |
There are 360 minutes in every day, use them for what they are worth, you will never get them back.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth, accept that being old is a physical trait, you are onlyl as young as you feel.
Play hard- hold your head high when you win, but even higher when you lose. Know that loosing can only make your better and show you how much you really have to learn.
Take naps, eat fast food, listen to music, go to the beach, party.
Love.
Do one thing everyday that scares you.
Meet as many people as possible, you can only learn from them. Make sure you listen.
Take care of your body, its yours and the only one youll ever get. Use it every way you can, dont be afraid of it or what other people think of it.
Follow directions, but make them your own.
Dont be afraid of the future, be confident in yourself, you will survive and only be stronger.
Climb a mountain, go barefoot, watch both sunsets and sunrises. Be able to laugh at yourself.
Understand that friends come and go, but for the precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyles because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.
Travel.
Mabey youll marry, mabey you wont, mabey youll have children, mabey you wont, mabey youll divorce at 40, mabey youll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary-whatever you do dont congradulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either, your choices are half chance-so are everybody elses.
Get to know your parents, you never know when they may be gone for good.
Respect.
Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than its worth.
Live in the moment. Dont worry about todays burdens, but rather the regrets youll have tomorrow of how you wish you had done it differently today.
Live. |
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| The Bank of Time |
[Nov. 19th, 2005|06:00 pm] |
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If you had a bank that credited your account each morning with $86,400.00 that carried over no balance from day to day and allowed you to keep no cash in your account and every evening cancelled whatever part of the amount you had failed to use during the day, what would you do? Draw out every cent of course! Well, you have such a bank, and its name is Time. Every morning it credits your account with 86,400 seconds. Every night it rules off, as lost, whatever of this you have failed to invest to no good purpose. It carries over no balances. It allows no overdrafts. Each day it opens a new account with you. Each night it burns the records of the day. If you fail to use the days deposits the loss is yours. There is no going back. There is no drawing against the tomorrow. You must live in the present- on todays deposits. Invest it so as to get from the utmost in health, happiness, and success. |
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| rriiiiggghhhttt |
[Oct. 22nd, 2005|03:34 pm] |
You Know You Drink Too Much When... |
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof?
You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties.
You have a "happy hour" at home
When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong?
You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land
Although you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car
"Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol."
Your favorite drink is ethanol.
"Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!"
"I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. *hic* Pash me another, tarbender."
You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse.
You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've never been in before
Clubs raise their drink prices because you haven't attended in a while
You think beer and ramen make a good breakfast
You frequently urinate outdoors.
When you first wake up and you're afraid you're gonna die and a half-hour later you're afraid you won't.
You fall asleep taking a dump.
You believe that spilling a beer is alcohol abuse.
You go to the john to hurl, but you take your beer with you.
You find it's easier to study drunk.
You're on a first name basis at the detoxification center.
Beer ads make sense.
You wake up to the sound of your dog drinking out of the toilet and you're so dry that it sounds mighty thirst quenching.
You wake the next morning and start drinking a few of the half empties left sitting around the room.
The space on your driver's license that tells your eye color reads "bloodshot".
You fall down a flight of steps and DON'T spill a drop of your beer.
You mix your cocktails by the litre.
You grow a beard because it stops beer that's running down your chin.
You put off urinating in hopes of reaching that near orgasmic Zen-like piss.
When the bottle says 20 standard drinks but you only get 5.
You spell Alcohol with a capital letter out of respect
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth
Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusettes.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
"Norm!" is what they say when you enter the bar.
You can focus better with one eye closed
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
You fall off the floor.
You discover in the morning that liquid cleaning supplies have mysteriously disappeared.
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore.
The glass keeps missing your mouth.
Vampires get woozy after bitting you.
At AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
Your idea of cutting back is less seltzer.
You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm.
Every night you're beginning to find your roomate's cat more and more attractive.
If you're on a diet, you cut back your food calories to allow for alcohol calories.
"Take me drunk, I'm home!"
You wake up naked lying in the corner of a bus depot.
You drink to get over a hangover.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who drink too much. |
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| paint the picture |
[Sep. 22nd, 2005|12:36 am] |
were in Paris....
were on the deck of a boat i have rented for the night....
champaigne, clear skies, a little chilly....
music playing and were slowly dancing....
a min to twelve and the music cuts to our song....
were passing right by notre dame and the bells start to chime and the eiffel tower lights up in the background....
and thats when i say....
the lights on that tower, and the bells in that church dont hold a candle or utter a whisper compared to how much i love you-
will you marry me?
on one knee of course.
any takers? |
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| brilliant |
[Sep. 10th, 2005|12:03 pm] |
Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass |
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| (no subject) |
[Sep. 10th, 2005|03:50 am] |
an endless flow of hunch punch!
its like willie wonka became an alcoholic! |
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| (no subject) |
[Aug. 28th, 2005|02:11 am] |
| [ | Current Music |
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get over yourself and grow up
ps. dont bother me w/ high school drama anymore/again |
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| wierd... |
[Aug. 24th, 2005|12:55 am] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | I Alone- Live | ] |
so...im going to college tomorrow
yep
havent even started to pack- might be a little problem
so ready to leave
it's easier not to be wise
and measure these things by your brains
I sank into Eden with you
alone in the church by and by
I'll read to you here, save your eyes
you'll need them, your boat is at sea
your anchor is up, you've been swept away
and the greatest of teachers won't hesitate
to leave you there, by yourself, chained to fate
I alone love you
I alone tempt you
I alone love you
fear is not the end of this!
it's easier not to be great
and measure these things by your eyes
we long to be here by his resolve
alone in the church by and by
to cradle the baby in space
and leave you there by yourself chained to fate
oh, now, we took it back too far,
only love can save us now,
all these riddles that you burn
all come runnin' back to you,
all these rhythms that you hide
only love can save us now,
all these riddles that you burn yeah, yeah, yeah |
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| (no subject) |
[Aug. 21st, 2005|02:20 am] |
some people say pam anderson would be nobody w/o her tits
which is just not true, shed be paris hilton |
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| warning: emo |
[Aug. 20th, 2005|10:29 am] |
so everybody in my grade is gone....depressing
yesterday i went to the beach alone for 3 hours- who does that?
i cant wait to get out of here
went to the football game too (how awkward was that) the drum line looked good
that was about it
saw a bunch of people, could of done w/o seen others
thursday wont be here soon enough!
havent even started to pack
really bored |
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| i love that 70's show! |
[Aug. 6th, 2005|07:24 pm] |
"somebody give me a cigarette!
"but mom we dont smoke?"
"i am a nurse, and i know that 1 in 3 teenagers smoke...1,2,3,4,5...now im going to close my eyes by the time i count to 3 there had better be a cigarette between these two fingers-hop too people!" |
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| (no subject) |
[Aug. 4th, 2005|02:41 am] |
When you refuse me
You confuse me
What makes you think I’ll let you in again
Think again my friend
Go on misuse me and abuse me
I’ll come out stronger in the end
And does it make you sad
To find yourself alone
And does it make you mad
To find that I have grown
I’ll bet it hurts so bad
To see the strength that I have shown
When you answer the door pick up the phone
You wont find me cause I’m not coming home
You don’t know how much this hurts me
To say these things that I don’t want to say
But have to say them anyway
I would do anything to end your suffering
But you would rather walk away |
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| this is....fabulous |
[Aug. 4th, 2005|12:08 am] |
100 questions
SIMPLE QUESTIONS:
1. Name: James Daniel
2. Nickname: Jamie, Sir Drinks Alot
3. Eyes: Blue/green
4. Height: 6"
5. Hair: red
6. Siblings: older sister, younger brother
7. Do u like to sing in the shower? Hell yeah!
9. Birthday: 09/16/86
10. Zodiac Sign: Virgo
11. Religion: catholic, but only on xmas on easter
12. Male/Female: male
13. Righty or lefty: Righty
14. What's the most important thing that every relationship should have?: lots of sex? no um...trust
15. What type of music do you prefer? rock, evrything but country
16. Marital status: Single
17. Do you have a car? if you consider white lithtening a car...then yes
18. What kind of car do you have/want? 91 oldsmobile..um...bmw m3 white w/ blacked out windows...excuse me while i get a towel....i think i just creamed myself
FAVORITE QUESTIONS:
19. Movie: theres a list: the village, star wars, october sky
20. Song: cant just name one: wear sun-screen, kaynes work out plan
21. Band/singer? trapt, dmb
22. TV Show: CSI: Las Vegas, friends, will and grace
23. Actor: brad pitt
24. Actress: Julia Roberts, Angelina Jolie( well in actuality just her lips)
26. Number: 3
27. Cartoon character: bugs bunny
28. Disney Character: mickey mouse
29. Color: blue green
LOVE LIFE ETC:
30. Do you plan on having children: yes
31. Do you want to get married: yes
33. How old do you want be when you get married: early twenties
34. Would you have kids before marriage: no, god help me
35. Do u have a b/f or g/f: no
EITHER-OR (PICK WHICH ONE YOU PREFER)
38. Music/TV: Music
39. Guys/Girls: girls
40. Green/Blue: green
41. Pink/Purple: pink...lacoste
42. Summer/Winter: winter...change of scenery
43. Night/Day: NIGHT!!!
44. Hangin Out/Chillin: Hangin out!!
45. Dopey/Funny: depends what i drank that night
46. Where do you live? Naples, 20 days and counting
48. Have you ever taken drugs? yes
49. What's a major turn on for you? legs, lips eyes
50. Your favorite food: rare meet, shoot it, whipe its ass and put it on the plate, i want to still hear the heart beating
51. Where would you most like to live in the world? spain
52. Which 5 people do u trust the most? jack daniels, jim beam, the captain, jesus christ..and fuck ur mama
53. What do you think of soul mates? everybodys lobster is out there, its just a matter of finding her/her
54. Is it right to flirt if you have a bf/gf? yea, just cant take it too far
55: What was the last thing you cried over or got teary about? my dad
56. What's something about guys/girls you don't get? how they bleed for 10 days and still live...modern miracle if u ask me
57. Are you happy? extremly, im about to leave behind things i dont want anymore
58. Why or why not? college
59. What's an object you can't live without? cell phone
60. Love or lust: love
61. Silver or gold: Silver
62. Diamond or pearl: Diamond, pearls are for ur grandma
64. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? yes
65. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? unless you count my blow-up...no....lol j/k
66. Do you have any piercings: nope
67. What colour underpants are you wearing right now: comando
68. What song are u listening to right now? like a virgin...madonna
69: What mythical creature would you be? leprichan...im irish
70. Where would you want to go on your honeymoon? paris or greece
71. Who do u want to spend the rest of your life with? her...idk her
72. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? eyes, lips, ass, legs...in that order
74. What makes you happy? making fun of people...no...um...yea
75. What's the next c.d/s you're gonna get? thats deep man
76. Do u wear contacts or glasses? contacts, glasses when i want to look smart
77. What's the best advice given to you? liquor before beer and your in the clear
78. Have u ever won any special awards? swimmer of the year, shit like that
79. What are your future goals: same as everybody elses...live long and prosper
80. Worst sickness u ever had? hang-over hands down
81. Do you like Funny or Scary movies better? both
82. On the phone or in person? In person. either or
83. Hugs or kisses? kisses
84. What song seems to reflect you the most? walkin in memphis
85. If you died tomorrow who would you leave everything you own to? my parents...w/ the exception of my alcohol under the bed...that goes to my peeps (you know who you are)
86. Do u have any enemies? no
89. what time is it now? 12:43 AM
90. Have you ever been in love? yes
91. Have you met santa? no, but i should really look into that
92. If E.T. knocked on your door holding a peace sign and asking to use your phone what would you do? ask him if he wanted to hit the high seas w/ the captain and if i could go w/ him
93. Last time you talked to the person that you like: i dont like anybody right now like that
94. Do you have any pets? a kerry blue terrier, bonnie, aka...the rug
95. What is your favorite word or saying? "say i wont"
96. Last time you were depressed: i drank in excess...wait...i do that anyways
97. Are you an alcoholic? um...if drinking alone in ur room is an alcoholic...yes
98. Who's your closest friend? too many to name right now
100. What are you wearing right now? boxers and gym shorts |
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| lately... |
[Aug. 2nd, 2005|12:01 am] |
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| | further, longview | ] |
so lately my life has been the exact same every day...and i love it
wake up, go to the beach/jumping tree...w/e, exactly how i want to end my last summer
havent really seen too many people but i kinda like it that way
dont get me wrong i love my friends, but im so ready to go to school and meet new people
so close 23 days!
been gettin stuff for my room, my mom broke down and cried while shopping at target for stuff.
been up pretty much every night till two, just hangin w/ different people csn parties, different groups....been fun
thats pretty much it; no emotions just...very....idk aware that im about to leave; things ill miss, who ill want to see when i get back, if itll be awkward |
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| how i want to live my life |
[Jul. 25th, 2005|12:51 am] |
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’99
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering
experience…I will dispense this advice now.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and
recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before
you and how fabulous you really looked….You’re not as fat as you
imagine.
Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing
bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that
never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm
on some idle Tuesday.
Do one thing everyday that scares you
Sing
Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with
people who are reckless with yours.
Floss
Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes
you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with
yourself.
Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how.
Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.
Stretch
Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your
life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they
wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year
olds I know still don’t.
Get plenty of calcium.
Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.
Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe
you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky
chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t
congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your
choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your body,
use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people
think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever
own..
Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.
Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.
Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.
Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for
good.
Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the
people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you
should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and
lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you
knew when you were young.
Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live
in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.
Travel.
Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will
philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize
that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were
noble and children respected their elders.
Respect your elders.
Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one
might run out.
Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will
look 85.
Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who
supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of
fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than
it’s worth.
But trust me on the sunscreen… |
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[Jul. 21st, 2005|11:35 am] |
well i just got back yesterday from family vacation- virginia, north and south carolina and georgia- none of which have a lifeguard on duty at the gene pool.
did all my laundry last night and re-packed cause today im road trippin it up to uf and ucf w/ kt ray and amanda, stayin at jennas house and then goin down to spencers and blizzard beach be back sunday~ so excited!
other than that not much is goin on at all,
its been a crazy summer like whoa!
t-minus 30 days till i move to college! thank god so close!
im out |
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| i cant wait! |
[Jul. 6th, 2005|09:39 am] |
46 days till i move in to college!
so close! |
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[Jul. 4th, 2005|10:57 pm] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | Gone- Jim Chappell | ] |
Take chances, tell the truth, date someone totally wrong for u, say no, spend all your money, fall in love, get to know sumeone random, be random, say I love you, sing out loud, laugh at stupid jokes, get revenge, apologize, tell someone how much they mean to you, tell an asshole what you feel about him, Live Life. |
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[Jul. 4th, 2005|12:45 am] |
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| | burn-alkaline trio | ] |
GOD I CANT WAIT TO LEAVE FOR COLLEGE!
AUGUST 21ST WONT BE HERE SOON ENOUGH!!! |
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[Jul. 2nd, 2005|12:13 am] |
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the facebook totally owns my world |
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